Tag: WritingPrompts

  • Krampus Release Authorization 122525 Exhibit A (transcript)

    Friends, you may have seen this play out before on one of your screens. It is after eleven on Christmas Eve, and Mom and Dad are wrapping presents. They would have dealt with this already, but it has been an exhausting time lately, right? Dad says it’s worse than last year. But, their children deserve…

  • The Puncher

    A quick tale in the vicinity of Mother’s Light but, I dunno, the multi-verse is a big place. Dearest Arthur, I send you many good wishes and joyous holiday cheer. I remain employed and thriving in that frigid faraway kingdom to the north, the one where I once sought a proper education many years ago.…

  • Waiting at the Threshold

    Surely, I had been waiting for at least ten minutes. I pulled my phone out of my jacket pocket. Then, I remembered that the battery had died during my elevator ride up to the nineteenth floor, and this sterile lobby. I put my phone back and smoothed out the tailored pocket flap. I hadn’t worn…

  • Master of the Dungeon

    I sit in my favorite chair, the one with the giant sapphire Eye of Certainty inlaid at the top of its high mahogany back. I should really get that appraised. An unwelcome draft threatens to extinguish my candelabra, and the shifting light breaks my reverie. The walls of this windowless room have not been so…

  • Careful what you wish for

    A young man ate cold cereal at the kitchen island that barely fit into his basement apartment. Five bar stools from last night’s poker game remained arranged around the island. He stared at his bowl and rubbed his forehead, while a movie played on his phone in his lap, on mute. A familiar face arrived…

  • Into the Fire

    A hooded figure hurried back through the forest, as the daylight was already fading. The weather and trail had been too inviting on a morning free of obligations, and Zenia had lost hours in the deep meadows. The butterflies were dancing at this time of year, a paradoxical good omen that heralded the darkest night…

  • Nobody is More Neighborly Than Me

    Id the Impulsive, 8457th of His Name, entered his main audience chamber. Sidestepping around very short furniture, sized for the majority of his subjects and staff, he approached the Grand Council Table. The other tables were also sized for the nice folk that bordered his kingdom. He hoped to invite them inside soon, though there…

  • Answer me this

    The man named Elder, for that was all that his father and village chieftain had ever called him, sat at the end of a long table. The benches at this table were crowded with men in a disordered array of different garments, no two sets of protective armor the same. Some, like Elder, wore no…

  • You had to be there

    I was starting to get rather peeved, but this person was my guest, the only one to actually show up. Finishing their introduction with a clear warning, he said, “This was a lovely party, but I must be returning now, and I trust you’ll tell the public the right thing come tomorrow.”. He settled back…

  • Help is on the way

    [Connecting…] [A licensed medical professional will answer your questions in a moment. Thank you for your patience.] [Connecting…] [You are connected to Dr. Eliza Smith. Please state your medical inquiry in plain English.] > My rash is whispering to me [I am sorry. Would you like a referral for an over-the-counter remedy? Please answer YES…