[Connecting…]
[A licensed medical professional will answer your questions in a moment. Thank you for your patience.]
[Connecting…]
[You are connected to Dr. Eliza Smith. Please state your medical inquiry in plain English.]
> My rash is whispering to me
[I am sorry. Would you like a referral for an over-the-counter remedy? Please answer YES or NO.]
> mY RASH IS WHISPERING TO ME
[I am sorry, but I do not understand. Please explain in more detail.]
> Am i hearing voices what is this are you even human
[I am sorry, but I do not understand. Please explain in more detail.]
> I went camping and came home with a rash
[I am sorry. Would you like a referral for an over-the-counter remedy? Please answer YES or NO.]
> Whatever. no one will ever read this then. it sounded fun. reconnect with old friends at the lake. see the meteor shower scheduled during the solar eclipse this year.
[Please state your medical inquiry in plain English.]
> It was a great show especially the one that exploded right over our camp like a fireworks display
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> Tf this is a chat
[Did this event occur at 34.596289, -93.362590?]
> What
[United States of America, Arkansas, Lake Ouachita?]
> Uh, yes?
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> Hey, uh, doc, the whispers are back and they really don’t like that we are chatting right now. can you help me or not?
[Please hold.]
> Sirens! ambulance? thank you. i was starting to think that I was losing my mind
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> Dr. smith?
[Hello. You are connected to Dr. Eliza Smith. Please state your medical inquiry in plain English.]
> Thats not an ambulance is it
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What can I say? The Reddit Writing Prompt One day, it just started growing on you. You tried ointments and powders but it didn’t go away. Then it started whispering to you… spoke to me.